Corsair the Rational Pirate

No Way?!?

Sometimes my ignorance astounds even me! I was looking through the Intraweb today for the number of stadiums that South Korea had to build to host the World Cup awhile back. And what to my wondering eyes does appear but this cogent, well thought out argument for the existence of a grand conspiracy in stadium building?!?

By 2006, some twenty more World Cup stadiums are planned for Europe and Africa. Who is providing the funding? Are these colossal new stadiums, in reality, designed to operate as advanced over-the-horizon ELF (electromagnetic low frequency) wave transmitters, linking space platforms, satellites overhead, U.S. Naval vessels at sea, and HAARP systems in Alaska with CIA and NSA "Echelon" computer centers in the U.S.A., Great Britain, Greenland, Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, and Russia?

Oooh! Oooh! I think I can answer this one! Uh, how about... NO! What an idiot! Does this guy have nothing better to do than come up with this shit?

Hmm, looking at the pic, I don't think so.

So what other fun can be had at this site? First off we learn that they are end of the world nutters who seem to have it in for the Jews. I thought evangelical types like the Jews since they were recreating Jeruselem or something and that this was needed for Jeebus to return. Shit, I can't keep my crackpots straight.

They also seem to have soft spot (other than the one on their heads) for Rachel Corrie, who we all know is the anti-American, Jew hating, rabble rouse what got squished by a bulldozer.

They also have other wacky beliefs:

We believe that God is infinitely more powerful than the devil (Satan, or Lucifer), whom God has already defeated. We believe that, as Christians, we are commanded to expose evildoers and their works, that we must courageously stand up for truth and justice, that we must confront and defeat corruption wherever we find it, and that we have the right and the obligation to stand fast against wickedness in high places, whether on Earth or in the heavens.

We believe in the power of Bible prophecy, freely acknowledging that God has preordained the future from the beginning and that He holds the future in His hand.

So if god already defeated satan (or lucifer, this guys isn't quite sure) then why all the conspiracy shit? Seems like the devil is down on his luck after getting his ass handed to him by gawd. And anyway, the story of humanity has already been written by god so why bother doing anything? If god is such the loving master that groups like this claim, he wouldn't have set all of this up for a fall, would he? And if he did, he already "preordained" it so nothing you or I or this loonbag does can change it.

I suppose that it is good that guys like this have a purpose in life and are not out running in the streets creating mayhem and scaring the horses. I just wish that people weren't so stupid as to support shit like this.

posted by corsair the rational pirate at 09:18

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