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Friday, May 23, 2008
I want to Work Next To This Guy
Whaterver he is doing, he is doing it right: Alatanbagen Taoqi, 60, from China's ethnic Daur minority, was in an office building when it collapsed during the May 12 quake, The Nanjing Morning Post said. He was the only person in the building to survive, the report said.I'll just hang out next to you, if you don't mind, Mr. Taoqi. Well, Really, Isn't That a Given
Turns out some other loony Brit tried to off himself and others at the food court of the local mall. Was a Timothy McVeigh type loony or something more insidious (and 21st century)? Police are hunting for the Muslim extremists who allegedly radicalised Nicky Reilly, the 22-year-old suspected of setting off a nail bomb in a restaurant yesterday."Muslim Extremists?" Isn't that the only kind there is? And what does it take to be a member of the highly regarded Muslim faith? Deputy Chief Constable Tony Melville last night launched a plea for information on Mr Reilly's movements and took the unusual step of releasing a picture to assist the investigation.Now, doesn't anyone who adopts the Islmamic faith pretty much have to have a history of mental illness? Believing in made up stuff. Revering the words of a whacko who thought he could talk to god? Banging your head on the floor and not eating bacon will get you into hevean? What the hell? Who in the Islamic (or any other) faith isn't just a little (or a lot) bonkers? They all claim to have the key to eternal life and yet they are all different. Which one is the real religion? My bet is on none of them. Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Bloody Brilliant
Sunday, May 11, 2008
Infantile Obsession Again
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Why Bother?
We have all heard about the applaing story of the crazy dude in Austria who had seven children by his daughter and kept most of them in the cellar for 24 years. Reading about this nonsense I stumbled across this bit: Fritzl, an electrical engineer and businessman, faces charges of incest, abduction and imprisonment and could serve 15 years in jail if convicted. He is on suicide watch.Two things struck me about this. One, why would this guy ever see the light of day ever again? In know he is old and won't last long in jail (we can only hope) but for taking away multiple people's chances at a good life, he should forfeit any that he has left. And two, why put him on a suicide watch? Go ahead and let him off himself and save us all a lot of drama. Saturday, April 26, 2008
Damn Straight
Friday, April 25, 2008
Return of Infantile Obsession
Monday, April 14, 2008
Blogger Fishing
I think this is called blogger fishing. It is where you randomly go to blogs set up no blogger (blogspot.com) and see what people are writing. Turns out it is not too much. We'll start with country specific blogs: http://japanese.blogspot.com/I guess there isn't that much to learn about the Japanses language, because that was the only post. http://korea.blogspot.com/Well, you fail. No more posts after that. But look at the date. I hope the guy wasn't flying that day... http://korean.blogspot.com/Seems that one post later the news from Korea dried up. Thanks for the 6 year old update, Jihwan. http://china.blogspot.com/Yeah? Well same to you, ya little &%%$*((@! A blog called Write in English My vacabulary http://english.blogspot.com/2000_11_01_archive.htmlSeems no one is voracious enough to actually want to read this list of "vacabulary" You know what? This is futile. About 90 percent of all the sites I stumble across on blogger have not been updated since the internet dark ages. What is it with people who start a blog for one post and then quit but never go back and delete it? I have 1,740 post under my belt and am starting to feel the lethargy. Maybe this is what I need to push me back into posting more. Probably not. Tuesday, April 08, 2008
I Can Tell You Why it Made No Money
Seems there is this old Soviet made "space shuttle" bumming around the world and you can pay to see it. Why? The Technik Museum Speyer bought the decommissioned Buran space shuttle and had it shipped from a junkyard in Bahrain to Rotterdam.So the Soviets stole plans from the US to make a space shuttle. Built one that never made it into space and now is on its way to Germany to be put in a museum... A decade later, a team of Australian entrepreneurs purchased the Analog Buran and put it on display during the 2000 Summer Olympic Games in Sydney. However poor ticket sales grounded their plans to take the shuttle on tour, and it sat neglected for a year until a new company purchased it and moved it to Bahrain. There, it anchored an exhibit during a summer festival in 2002, before being shipped to a junkyard to wait out a legal dispute between its new owners and its Russian manufacturers.Again, why would anyone pay to see a decomisioned non-space shuttle? I have been to the Udvar-Hazy Smithsonian museum in Virginia and seen the shuttle Enterprise. It is kind of cool but it has never been to space either. It was built for wind tunnel testing and other reasons but it never had engines. Would I pay to see it? No way! The museum is building a new exhibition hall to house the Russian space shuttle alongside items like space suits and model satellites. "Apollo and Beyond," as the permanent exhibit will be called, is scheduled to open to visitors this summer.Sounds like some sort of "Reptile" museum you see on the side of the road with frogs and snakes and giant paper mache dinosaurs. Tuesday, April 01, 2008
Scrambled Eggs Super?
What the hell is a "professional egg thief?" ![]() A professional egg thief who illegally collected more than 7,000 birds' eggs has been jailed for 23 weeks. ![]() Tell It Like It Is, Brother!
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